I'm eating alone at a restaurant, reading a book, when from a few tables away I overhear a woman exclaim to her friend:
"You ate the entire omelet? How liberating!"
I take an immediate mental inventory of everything I've eaten in the past two days.
The conclusion I've drawn: I am the most liberated woman on the planet. Also, I'm fat.
"You ate the entire omelet? How liberating!"
I take an immediate mental inventory of everything I've eaten in the past two days.
The conclusion I've drawn: I am the most liberated woman on the planet. Also, I'm fat.