I'm really excited that so many people read and enjoyed my article about barfing till my eyes exploded. But now it's time for me, and everybody else, to move on. I want to direct you now to my most successful piece so far this year, a tiny article I wrote called "How to Drop Your Outdoorsiness into Any Conversation." In it I mapped out four sample conversations that could easily be twisted so that the focus turns to you and your overall superiority. They are: Coffee Break, Back Yard BBQ, Boat Rental, and a general "Out with Friends." This thing got hundreds and hundreds of Facebook Likes, which is like money to a writer. Money that you can't actually spend or look at, but still important. So here is a handsome man, recently injured during a mountaineering expedition, beckoning you to follow him to a dreamworld of wit.
| Click me! I'm an enjoyable one. |
