6-27-15

Thank you, Honeybyhive wedding photographers, for being brilliant.

David and I were married two weeks ago in my home town in central Vermont. There were six different flavors of cakes, about which I will go into great detail in further posts. It was a hell of a show, and to be frank, I'm perturbed as to why The Times hasn't run a full spread, cover page, recounting every glamourous detail from the minutia (the bride wore Astral) to the riveting (the festivities came to an abrupt halt at the appearance of an uninvited, prehistoric guest.)

After the wedding, we took off on a honeymoon to Maine which was equal parts breathtaking (the views from Acadia Mountain, bright boats bobbing in the mist of Southwest Harbor) and depressing (meth use at the gas station, seafood.)

We should be home in a few days, and I'll start posting, except I'm going to start at the beginning. Forgive me for being so backlogged, but I was busy wrangling a circus for the last six weeks.